None the wiser (but oh so cynical)

So, after 20 years in Long Term Relationship Land I’m none the wiser as to how the male gender of our species functions. It’s true. I’m completely clueless. It’s sad to say but I don’t even know what motivates them, nonetheless what they want. They all seem to want to be loved but in reality only seem to need sex. It seems to be that intimacy equals sex to them. When you break up to them they are very quick to point out however that you’re the one who withdrew emotionally and physically, that you didn’t kiss or hug anymore, that you didn’t tell them that you loved them. I don’t get that. If you’re a man and you are reading this, can you please help me get it? You could save some poor sod a whole heap of trouble here. I’m saying that if you can’t do it for me, do it for him!